Though Pre-Rift Farley!shadow would be so delightfully smarmy!

(And I feel the need to fangirl for a minute, because I LOVED the movie version of The Shadow. And still catch myself singing the ending theme at odd times. ...And NO, Eric, you canNOT have "Original Sin" as a theme song. No. Nuh-uh. But anyway. Point being, everything is better with TIM FUCKING CURRY.)

...But will Farley give you... er... bees?